That is One Ugly Motherfucker…

I know that I am not the most attractive man on the planet. I don’t think I can ever hope to be Brad Pitt, George Clooney or even that dude from Twilight. I’m more of a Christopher Eccleston or Liam Neeson, kind of weird looking but charming and smart. You may disagree, about my good looks but you know I’m charming and smart, admit it, but I believe that everyone has their limits and everyone has that one person they look at and against all of their better nature inside their head they scream: “GOD THAT IS ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!”.

I hope that I am that person to someone out there, I aspire to inspire emotions, but for me that person will remain anonymous. Suffice it to say that he is ugly. Yes, I am judging another man’s outward appearance, yes that is pretty homosexual of me to do and yes I did just buy two pair of shoes because I couldn’t decide which pair I liked more. (All white or a pair of Nike’s called “Skeets” I mean, come on. Skeet-Skeet) But I can say with the utmost amount of heterosexuality that I can possibly muster that he is ugly. So ugly that I imagine Sam Jackson looking at him and announcing that there is indeed “Motherfucking ugly on that motherfucker’s face.”